Thursday, 18 August 2011

. David Straiton.
, 7a, Quarry Avenue,
Farndon.
Chester.
CH5.3NT.

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Scotland—A Proud Nation?? Hail Caledonia..

2012----A YEAR TO FORGET

In the coming months I intend to conduct some research into the hibernating habits of some of our animal friends.
I can think of no other answer to the “HELL” that I will have to tolerate in the year I mention above. On the
E.B.C. news today they conducted a preview of the proposed celebrations (????) for the diamond anniversary
Of the Queen of England’s reign of.60 years, how many millions of pounds has this cost the tax-payers of Scotland?
The E.B.C.broadcast today was related by that “AWFUL MAN”(the opinion of Prince Charlie) still the Royal
Correspondent, Nicholas Witchell.After these “very public remarks from Charlie, you would have thought that
Witchell would have resigned from his position, not so, he still carries on at his sycophantic worst! I can’t recall
The sequence of events as they were unfolded, what I do remember is that they will culminate in the opening ceremony for the ENGLISH OLYMPIC GAMES..

May I humbly suggest that someone with the expertise on raising a petition, contemplate the implementation of
Said petition on behalf of the good tax-payers of our country; requesting that the S.N.P. Government refrain from
Spending “NOT ONE PENNY” on this specific “ENGLISH JAMBOREE”.I would be willing to bet with
Confidence, that the vast majority of members of our Government are supporters of a future Republic of
Scotland. Furthermore I would I would urge that action be taken against any athlete participating in the fiasco of
The Olympic Games. As I stated previously they should be banned from representing our Nation at e.g. the
Forthcoming Commonwealth Games.

Further to the above I have conducted some research into the hibernator habits of animals and other in the
“England”. I even went to the length of consulting a friend of my daughter`s, who is a Professor of Zoology
at Chester Zoo. Unfortunately as the animals etc.confine this hibernation sleeping pattern to the winter months;
this was obviously not the answer to my problem. However the Professor who coincidentally is as passionate
about his support for our Independence as “Yours Truly”, suggested I contact a friend of his; another Professor
at the University of Chester. Apparently they have actually succeeded in perfecting the system know as
“CRYONICS” a process of freezing living humans, to be resuscitated at a later date. The gentleman visited my
residence (Not my home, which is north of the border).Having explained the context of my situation, his response
was that they had the perfect solution to my problem. Finally it was agreed that I would commit myself to spending
the period immediately following New Year’s Day until the 1st of September, in good time for the “March” in a
frozen condition at the premises of the University. I am extremely sad to tell you that during the duration of my
time in the “COOLER”I will obviously not be in a position to correspond with all of you my very good friends.
Sincerely David.







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